Interesting Defination

Here i have few interesting definition of our day to day life ...hope u guys would like it, and if u have any thing better than this so,tell me let see...
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School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.


Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.


Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.


Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.



Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.




Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.




Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"



Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.




Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.




Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.




Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.




Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.



Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.




Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."



Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



Father:
A banker provided by nature.



Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.



Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

@R